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The Power of Humor: Turning Workplace Tension into Opportunity

The Power of Humor: Turning Workplace Tension into Opportunity


Humor as a Leadership Tool

A tense meeting. A project gone sideways. A colleague clearly frustrated. These are the moments where the right words can shift the entire dynamic. Humor, when used strategically, isn’t just a way to lighten the mood—it’s a leadership tool. A well-placed joke or a lighthearted comment can defuse conflict, restore focus, and make people feel heard. The workplace is full of stressors, but those who master the art of humor become the ones others naturally gravitate toward.

The Right Joke at the Right Time

Not all humor lands the same way. The key is knowing when to use it and how to match it to the situation. A sarcastic remark in a heated discussion? Bad idea. A self-deprecating comment when tensions rise? That might work. Humor should never be at someone else’s expense, and it should always be relevant. When used well, it can soften resistance, help people reset, and even make difficult conversations more productive.

Humor and Influence

People trust those who make them feel comfortable. A leader who can bring levity to a stressful moment shows confidence and control. It’s not about being the funniest person in the room—it’s about knowing how to create a sense of ease. When people laugh, they relax. When they relax, they listen. Humor strengthens relationships, builds rapport, and makes people more receptive to new ideas. Those who can blend competence with a sense of humor naturally earn influence.

Make It a Habit

You don’t need to be a comedian, just intentional. Pay attention to how others use humor effectively and start incorporating it in low-risk situations. Ease tension with a well-timed comment, break the ice in a meeting, or acknowledge stress with a lighthearted remark. Humor is a skill, and like any skill, it improves with practice. Mastering it will not only make work more enjoyable—it will also make you the person people look to when the pressure is on.




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Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their Collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country.

Here are last year's winners.

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E.Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. Instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. Traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. At a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River .

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

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9 Fake excuses for calling in sick - Career blog - Position Ignition - taking you to the next step in your career

It's 6 a.m. and you are about to throw the alarm clock out the window. It's too cold out, you're tired, you had one too many in the pub last night, you've really got to clean your flat, and, most importantly, you haven't had much time to watch your favourite TV show recently.

"Just throw a sickie," you tell yourself. "They can get by for one day without me." So, in your best sick voice, you leave a near-death sounding message for your boss and throw in a cough just to make it believable.

More Resume Bloopers and Blunders - Careers Articles

resume-mistakesReaders had so much fun with our recent article Resume Mistakes That Keep Hiring Managers Amused But Cost You the Interview, that we decided to do a sequel. These blunders are courtesy of Robert Half International's Resumania.


"SKILLS: Committed to meeting deadline."

Just one?


"HOBBIES: Michael Bolton."

That's a first.


"SKILLS: I'm try-lingual."

She either speaks three languages or has trouble with just one.


"COVER LETTER: I host a superlative proficiency for resolving complex systematic problems. I have pedagogic expertise conducting sales, and I can be quickly utilized as an assiduous, visceral and proactive problem solver."

Easy for you to say.

-- Are you applying for jobs? Find out what they pay.

"EQUIPMENT: Human brain 1.0."

We'll wait for the upgrade.


"POSITION DESIRED: Profreader."

It doesn't look good...


"DATE OF EMPLOYMENT: 2002-9999."

She's earned her gold watch!


"EDUCATIONAL ACHIEVEMENTS: Maintained a 2.0 GPA."

We can't "C" why you highlighted this fact.


"REFERENCES: Scott."

We'll need a little more to go on.


"EXPERIENCE: Demonstrated ability in multi-tasting."

You'll love our vending machine.


"EXPERIENCE: Only employee of a small distribution company."

Can't get much smaller than that.


"APPLICATION: Q: How large was the department you worked in with your last company? "A: 3 stories."

OK ... Then, approximately how many people sat on each floor?


"PERSONAL: I can describe myself in three words: committed, hard working, and very strategic thinking."

That's seven words.


"REASON FOR LEAVING: Pushed aside so the vice president's girlfriend could steal my job."

We're glad you're not bitter.


"OFFICE EQUIPMENT: Stapler."

Did you find it tough to master?


"EXPERIENCE: "Responsibilities included recruiting, screening, interviewing and executing final candidates."

Seems kind of harsh ...


"EXPERIENCE: I was brought in as a turnaround consultant to help turn the company around."

Sounds like you may be going in circles.


"COMPENSATION: My compensation should be at least equal to my age."

And bonuses "tied to" your shoe size?


"WORK EXPERIENCE: Responsibilities included checking customers out."

And then did you rank them on a scale of 1-to-10?


"CURRENT SALARY: $36,000. Salary desired: $250,000."

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

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9 Ways to Pretend Your Working - Blog - Position Ignition - taking you to the next step in your career

Just a bit of humor for your day... - Andy

For many of us - work is a must do and not really something that we find immensely satisfying to do. However, we have fixed hours of the day in which we are expected to turn up into the office and 'work'. For several people this is hard to do! It's hard to maintain focus, it's hard to keep progressing on something that isn't fun or interesting. In some cases there simply isn't enough to keep us occupied with! - So here are some 'fun' ways to pretend that you're working...(now don't quote us on these or 'take them seriously' as words of proper careers advice!).  This is just some food for thought to keep you going through your day...

1. Type loudly on your keyboard with a steady rhythm

2. Hunch over your keyboard like you're really focusing

3. Automate email sending (especially late at night)

4. Make conference calls to talking clock

5. Get in early - but to check your facebook!

6. Put on expressions of worry, anxiety and stress

7. Look up to the ceiling like you're thinking and scratch your head at regular frequencies

8. Walk around with pads of paper (like you're really busy and important!)

9. Scribble down your shopping list and other notes regularly (because you're clearly writing down important key notes from your meetings!)

Author: Nisa Chitakasem - Founder of Position Ignition - taking you to the next step in your career

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