It's 6 a.m. and you are about to throw the alarm clock out the window. It's too cold out, you're tired, you had one too many in the pub last night, you've really got to clean your flat, and, most importantly, you haven't had much time to watch your favourite TV show recently.
"Just throw a sickie," you tell yourself. "They can get by for one day without me." So, in your best sick voice, you leave a near-death sounding message for your boss and throw in a cough just to make it believable.
